July 2011
While walking with your friends...
… Cool boys and their friends
… Cool girls and their friends
… You and your friends
When someone tells me to get a life.
I’m like
but then I’d have two?
i know where you live...
hahahahahah i almost peed myself when i read that than i realized who you were you freak
That Awkward Moment
When pretty girls check themselves out in every available bathroom mirror to make sure they are still pretty
And I’m standing there, waiting to wash my hands like:
A mother passing by her daughter’s bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, “Mom.” With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:
